moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.


         posted 2 days ago via jensensgummytummy (© memewhore) with 104,544 notes

ghostoilet:

cassieisclose:

I just found this gem on facebook and it is glorious

This is the best thing I’ve ever read


         posted 2 days ago via wayofradiance (© cassieisclose) with 359,210 notes

heavenboundcas:

I decided to try this out


         posted 2 days ago via flightscastiel (© heavenboundcas) with 9,761 notes

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

lunchinthelibrary:

Fun Fact: Apparently Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, which in the 1870s would have been the equivalent of like 6’7”-6’9” tall. He was so ridiculously huge and awkward that one of his friends described him as looking like a “great white caterpillar.” That is all.


         posted 2 days ago via rygabe (© exit-ariel) with 3,605 notes

krustomer:

life hack: put your lips on mine to keep warm


         posted 2 days ago via cotino (© krustomer) with 40,824 notes

spicyshimmy:

"hm star trek looks interesting i’ll just watch one episo—"

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         posted 2 days ago via itspoppunkmom (© spicyshimmy) with 1,283 notes

thelovelytempest:

the avengers + cards against humanity (insp.)

LMFAO the Hulk one tho


         posted 2 days ago via satanspenislove (© buckkybbarnes) with 7,131 notes

thinkiwannaharrylou:

you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming

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yeah cause they are

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oh cry me a river

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if i did you’d pollute it

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YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL

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ESTABLISHMENT PUPPET

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DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW

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I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK

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AND THAT LADIES AND GENTS IS HOW SHARPAY EVANS AND TROY BOLTON KISSED


         posted 2 days ago via itspoppunkmom (© britishshowers) with 243,187 notes

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house


         posted 2 days ago via aliensdiary (© co-ver) with 51,220 notes

hhanjii:

gridmark:

so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.

goodbye


         posted 2 days ago via the-wings-of-cas (© gridmark) with 168,380 notes

         posted 2 days ago via spacethefinalfuck (© oceano-di-dolore) with 68 notes

sexy-fruit:

THIS


         posted 2 days ago via itspoppunkmom (© sexy-fruit) with 64,900 notes

onebuttscratcher:

I don’t like bullies. I don’t care where they come from - Captain America

++MORE HERE


         posted 2 days ago via satanspenislove (© onebuttscratcher) with 2,181 notes

         posted 2 days ago via the-shadow-of-the-old-oak (© lunaey) with 134,268 notes
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