posted 34 seconds ago via appledores (© mindspalace) with 793 notes

supermishamiga:

drunkenwords:  Shag/Marry/Kill: Dean, Sam, Cas  Misha: Well, I’ve always wanted to fuck myself. If that is what you mean by shag—we’re not talking about the carpeting? You know what? I’m looking at the poster, “Who do I really want to grow old with?”. You know—what’s that? Jared’s younger, he’s gonna last longer? But he’s so tall, and people that tall tend to die younger, coz their heart’s not gonna hold out—I’m sorry to say. This is tough. Well, I don’t know! They’re both good in bed. You know, Jensen makes a mean crepe, and Jared’s handy with the washing machine. Oh but they’re Sam and Dean. I’m confusing them. Well, judging from where this season is going this year, I’m gonna go for marrying Dean, and killing Sam.Fan: Yesterday, Misha said if he had to choose, he would marry Jensen and kill Jared.Jensen: And never were wiser words spoken.Fan: What do you guys think about that?Jared: I think he’s got it coming to him. I think that might’ve been the biggest mistake he’s ever made. With all due respect, I wouldn’t wanna marry him either.Fan: He said he’d screw himself.Jared: Oh, I see. Sure, it wouldn’t be the first time.   THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW MISHA WOULD FUCK HIMSELF AND IF HE CAN SHOW ME HOW MISHA KNOWS THAT JENSEN AND JARED ARE GOOD IN BED IF MISHA KNOWS THAT JENSEN AND JARED ARE GOOD IN BED BECAUSE HE’S TRIED THEM OUT IF MISHA KNOWS THAT JENSEN MAKES A MEAN CREPE AND JARED IS HANDY WITH THE WASHING MACHINE BECAUSE THESE ARE EVENTS THAT TRANSPIRED POST-SEX (preferably the morning after) IF JENSEN WOULD MARRY MISHA TOO (But I think I already know the answer to that ;) It’s F and M. Obvs)

"Jensen makes a mean crepe", Vancon 2010


         posted 40 seconds ago via spnsherlocked (© supermishamiga) with 2,242 notes

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes


         posted 2 minutes ago via cumber-bitches (© shuckl) with 400,373 notes

linzeestyle:

 (via marvelobsessions)

That’s why I love it so much though.  Because it’s so, so easy to forget this — SHIELD constantly forgets this — but Steve *is* a child.  He was twenty-six years old and terrified when he died.  And to him, that was maybe ten days ago.  Just — ten days ago, he died.  Eleven days ago, he watched his best friend and protector fall to his death in a clusterfuck he will always believe was his fault.  Ten days ago, he died while the listening to Peggy cry on the other end of a static-filled radio.  Ten days ago, he was still in 1945.  He was supposed to leave it; it wasn’t supposed to leave him.  And he woke up, and everyone he loved was gone, and now he’s confronted with an agency that’s lying to him about everything and he’s just found in their storage facility the exact weapon that killed the person he loved most and he’s arguing with a man who looks far too much like someone he called a friend, who he knows now is dead, who died violently in a car crash, and he doesn’t know Tony well enough to know this is how he deals with fear, so to him, this is just…someone with money, with all the privilege and padding he and Bucky never had, who would never have to go to war if he didn’t want to, making light of a situation way too close to Steve’s chest.

Steve was being prickly as hell through most of this movie, but he was bleeding out and in pain and had no one to bleed on.  The comment he makes to Tony, about knowing guys with none of that worth ten of him?  Imagine all of the people he was thinking about then.  All of the people he knew he’d never see again; who he wished he wasn’t standing there to never see again.  Trying to organize a time bomb and remembering the Commandos.  Trying to co-lead with a man he doesn’t yet understand, and remembering Bucky.  Trying so hard not to keep seeing him fall.  Being expected to be above all of those messy human emotions, because he’s Captain America, and while he was asleep that name became a legend so much bigger than any real, living person could be.

He’s only twenty-six.

I just made myself sad.


         posted 2 minutes ago via orphanvause (© bloodtraitor) with 28,500 notes

         posted 5 minutes ago via spnsherlocked (© tomhazeldine) with 5,079 notes

impossiblemonsieur:

vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

Sam Winchester / Dean Winchester


         posted 3 days ago via gabester-tricks (© coolator) with 103,514 notes

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one


         posted 6 days ago via gay-spacegirl (© mockinggrass) with 762,814 notes

fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part


         posted 6 days ago via ajamesjoycefingerpuppet (© sherlacking) with 304,185 notes

nychnymph:

booooost:

nychnymph:

when boys stretch and their shirt lifts up and u see the tummy AND THE HAPPY TRAIL AND BOXERS
[FAINTS]

we know its happening
it makes us feel cute

good
please feel cute


         posted 6 days ago via ajamesjoycefingerpuppet (© nychnymph) with 26,519 notes

colossaltitan:

allofmystupids:

guynecologist:

iarrusu:

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS

this is such an important post

“GF IS PREGO”

"glassy, jarred look"


         posted 6 days ago via vaughanpawn (© 4chanscreencaps) with 202,969 notes

just-for-shit-and-giggles:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

I am so fucking glad that they didn’t force these two into a romantic relationship.

BEST FRIEEEEEEEEEEENDS.

it’s even better when you remember, that every second they are not dying, she keeps trying to hook him up with any girl, she’s his wingwoman


         posted 1 week ago via thecaptainjacksparrow (© mishasteaparty) with 101,758 notes

criedwolves:

batched:

why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some of ur boob tissue to me because I’d like to go up a size” and it would be done

do you have any idea how great that would be

ok but imagine if trans boys could donate their boobs to trans girls


         posted 1 week ago via adoptedwildcat (© batched) with 70,740 notes

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         posted 1 week ago via x28badwolf with 297 notes

merlin and arthur + hugs


         posted 1 week ago via bbcjunkie (© pakhara) with 8,785 notes
HZ