Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
I just found this gem on facebook and it is glorious
This is the best thing I’ve ever read
I decided to try this out
This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.
Fun Fact: Apparently Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, which in the 1870s would have been the equivalent of like 6’7”-6’9” tall. He was so ridiculously huge and awkward that one of his friends described him as looking like a “great white caterpillar.” That is all.
life hack: put your lips on mine to keep warm
"hm star trek looks interesting i’ll just watch one episo—"
LMFAO the Hulk one tho
you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming
yeah cause they are
oh cry me a river
if i did you’d pollute it
YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL
DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW
I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK
AND THAT LADIES AND GENTS IS HOW SHARPAY EVANS AND TROY BOLTON KISSED
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.
I don’t like bullies. I don’t care where they come from - Captain America